‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus
imagine all the things I could do if my parents were rich…
“which pose would you like to have in your Madame Tussaud’s wax statues?”
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
The evolution of All Time Low videos. - requested by besideyu"Since their formation 11 years ago, this next band have been in the party scene and they’ve done some dirty work, but don’t panic, it’s nothing personal, in fact, it’s so wrong, it’s right. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for pup punk’s fortunate sons, ALL TIME LOW! “
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Dan’s sexy end screen dances.